I’ve seen people put Confederate flags in their windows. If that’s free speech, robots are free speech.

Posting is his “passion,” he told the news station, so he’s intent to return to YouTube.

To me the videos are proof that comprehensive state inspections are a good thing. None of the cars in those videos have Massachusetts plates and there is a reason. If I have a wheel bearing with even a little bit of wobble it’ll get an reject. Check engine light anytime in the last 100 miles? Reject. extensive rust on…

I’d say that, fully patched, Cyberpunk is a solid 6 or 7 out of 10. It’s got some amazing parts and some really terrible parts.

So what I am hearing is that a CO2 cartridge with an air blender set to the right ratio might work?

You can’t legislate technology into existence. What happens when the sensor gets dirty? Can it measure temperature, gas composition, velocity? What stops the presumed impaired driver from using a can of duster gas or a battery powered fan to blow cabin air across it? How does it handle the whole inside of the car…

WTF. No kazoo? 

Finish pooping THEN turn on the hose.

Theres a reason when you go to a BBQ place you are given a wet nap.

Tried my new bidet for the first time today and WOW it is so convenient to have a little water fountain right there when you throw up.

Wiping poo with paper leaves poo behind. If you are not washing your butt after you poo, you are walking around all day with paper-smeared poo on you butt. But you do you.

Let’s say you go to McDonalds and both chefs makes burgers with their butt. One of the chef’s uses a bidet and the other just uses paper.

Which burger are you going to eat?

I rest my case.

Man, I loved Stranglehold. Sure, it was flawed, but it had such an addictive gameplay loop.

Your video player sucks hardcore

Kotaku reached out to ask how it would be enforced

This post leaves the important bits out. From a Dodge press release:

“Quick guys! Change from “shoot-the-purple-blob-the-game to shoot-the-highlighted-red-area-the-game.”

Frankly, it was time for an update.

The rounded edges were, indeed, KILLING ME.