His 5' cold aura (2d6 damage per round) put out the flames so he could walk through without injury.

At least when they inevitably find a way into your base and sneak up behind you, they can't blow up a half dozen storage chests filled with your valuables.

Really, "Busted a hole in the wall AND HERE'S A ROAST CHICKEN!" is what I immediately thought of, but if we're talking weird ones, in the original Wolfenstein 3D you could eat dog food (for 2% health), or if you were under 10% health (and really desperate,) even slurp up blood pools (1%).

I was going to post the song lyrics of Bad Bad Leroy Brown in their entirety here, but what with the web search, and the copy-paste, it seemed like it might end up being tedious. Sorry.

The Reviewer didn't mention this episode's recurring theme of imprisonment. Almost every character in this episode was imprisoned. Jaime, Bronn, Margaery, Cersei, Jorah, Tyrion, and the Sand Snakes were literally in prison cells; Sansa's got it worse; Daenerys lacks the freedom to act, as does Tommen.

I think it's about time the show showed how bold and stupid Cersei is, and it will be satisfying to see her get taken down a notch. They've done a good job giving her perspective some empathy; you could argue that she's frazzled from all the tragedy in her life and can't think straight, but it's not; her terrible…

Reviewer said that The Dark Knight Rises was a good movie. I think you meant The Dark Knight.

Marvel Puzzle Quest ; but I'm bailing on PvE until another Legendary comes out (since I always seem to fail to earn those thanks to bad bracket timing, maybe getting 900th a few times in a row will make the competition easier) so there won't be much to do but grind Deadpool's Daily Tacos and maybe a bit of PvP. And…

I don't know if social networking platforms count as a "Work", but man I'm starting to love LiveJournal more and more.

Just a pyr a' middling episodes. Who pitched these ideas, anyway?

I had some friends who had a doomed startup back in the early 2000's. Their game, Parallax, was essentially a massively multiplayer homage to Tradewars 2002, with an incredibly detailed and realistic galaxy in which to explore, trade and fight. Everything was procedural—the tech tree could grow bonkers to the point of…

With modern tech (and the source available) I'd love to play a version of classic Wolfenstein 3D, adding in all the complicated mechanics (stealth, dragging bodies, stealing uniforms) they had to strip before release. As released it's purely a shooter, and it's likely that the game is better for it, but still I'd love…

What show would that … oh

I DON'T THINK THERE'S ENOUGH ORANGE IN THIS MOVIE. IT COULD USE A LITTLE MORE BLUE.

Melissa McCarthy is Bond, James Bond

Agent Pre-guilt Angel

Hopefully Raina's gone soon. I've never liked the character, but she really hasn't added much since she turned into a mopey melodramatic plot device (with a stuffy nose).

I think Bobbi will be interesting when it's revealed she's been a Hydra plant the whole time. They still haven't resolved that episode where she charges at Bakshi and some guards, leaving Simmons alone… And then appears a minute or two later, being chased by Bakshi and the same guards who fire uselessly off to the…

You guys are being fantastic tits.

It is a terrible show that I still watch. The pretty people might do something sexy and exciting.