My best video game football moment was in one of those 2k games — using my self-insertion character who was quarterback, and kicker (and got a bunch of sacks each game as well)—kicked a 'field goal' attempt into the quarterback's arms, who ran it in for a TD. Dunno if it would even be legal in real football—it was a…

Monster Rancher was amazing in college. Going through every CD to find cool monsters. Screaming "Christos Christos Christos!!" and raising our glasses as Christos, the S-class Gali Golem, continued his unbroken streak of fights. Or was he an Angel Golem? I forget. Good times.

I haven't thought about it forever, but my dad was super-amazing at this spin-off called Super Tetris, which added bombs and other weird stuff to the mix. He could play on level 9 like one of those internet video people. Aww, parents are cute.

Yeah, simply saying "No, go fuck yourself", would—at worst—have had the same effect (starting a war), but wouldn't be evil.

So murdering a guy and starting a needless war isn't villainy? Hmm. You're a

waitforit… SKYE is Skye's mom! AMNEEESIA..

I watched the first season or two. Up until the ludicrous episode where they killed a patient on purpose, then covered it up. No biggie. Bleh.

You should make a scoundrel with maxed Dexterity and blaster flurry. Lightsabers are for chumps.

I think that's how you're supposed to beat it.

Agent ForgotHeExistsAgain

But Beard Guy was doing a juju on him. And he was rather well groomed.

Yeah. Apparently the reviewer fell for the ruse as well.

"Who's this Trevor Noah guy?"

Man, how do I get into this movie? I'd need to craft the perfect tweet…

Agent ForgotHeExists

All the ^'s.

She's my least favorite recurring actor on Agents of SHIELD, as her being shadowy, hidden and mysterious never quite developed into a character (pretty-girl-blindness may lead to disagreement with me on this, its ok, there's no need to fight about opinions).

It's my lifelong dream to be in Mallrats 2. I used to go out to Eden Prairie Center and just hang out, pretending I was cool like Brodie Bruce.

Ironically, my Netflix crapped out during the premiere of "Unbreakable" Kimmy Schmidt.

Jizz music is the best music.