Jesus, it's not that bad!

A drug test might be in order

Okay, so this guy is on the right track, but the purpose of his calls make no sense. Probably because he is mentally ill.

...well, I wouldn't say he did heroin because of her. That would be in poor taste.

yes, it was an awful, terrible, unfortunate joke.

I feel so bad for Lea...she is a heroin of mine.

IMHO, the part of the design that looks so unappealing is the trademark grille. It doesn't flow with the rest of the design, so I changed it quickly in MS Paint to look like this (no fancy Photoshop work here):

smallpox blankets?

Neutral: Do You Care About Ford or GM Playing In China? Is a GM that sells more cars in China than the U.S. a Chinese company? What about Ford? Does it matter?

If I am a defensive coordinator (and I most certainly am not), I'd rather concede the extra 1+yard in exchange for 4 interceptions over 5 games. Verner is the hot hand right now, not Haden or Revis (though they are certainly awesome).

"...this video, ladies and gentlemen, is a scaled model showing how the Hyperloop actually works"

Yes, what Stig said.

I don't care for these taillights, it doesn't carry over well from the CTS wagon at all

Dealers in the U.S. seem to feel like Fiat was touted as a big deal before it rolled out but, since then, the company has had other things to worry about. Now that the Alfa 4C might be sold by Maserati there's even less for Fiat dealers to look forward to.

German law requires “works councils” in which management and labor groups meet to collaboratively sort out workplace issues. Consequently, there is a works council at every Volkswagen plant — except the one in Chattanooga. Now, under pressure from IG Metall, the German union, Volkswagen AG (VOW)’s headquarters has…

Some benchmarking is much more mundane and is done with the purpose of establishing targets (say, opening and closing a door 50k times to evaluate it's wear). Sounds like GM is going the route of reverse engineering. Watch your back, Tesla.

The windshield wipers should be from KITT's evil twin, KARR

...not to mention, the girlfriend's mom would probably break a hip in that car