Was it worth inciting intense rage that lasted 15 years just so people wouldn't be able to download "Breadfan"?

I bought probably 40 vinyl albums last year, and the newest one was
released in 2013. Every year it's like that. I listened to every major album released this past year through streaming. I'm due to purchase "Carrie and Lowell" during the summer of 2017.

But when I'm done, I still have the energy to clean my house for three days straight!

I'll listen to "I Want You Back" to cheer me up. The kid singing that song just radiates happiness!

And maybe this was my memory/imagination, but the paper boxes had an ugly design and were of poor quality. It might have been the pressured rush to switch without having six months to hammer out a design and get a good manufacturer on board, but I always felt it was more "We told you styrofoam was better, but you…

It was where the AV Club got the idea to have questionable decisions sponsored by battery companies.

I honestly use the Oscars to tell me which animated and foreign movies to see, as long as they're not Pixar or Disney films. The non-Disney/Pixar animated films that are nominated are usually pretty obscure.

I found a Laserdisc of 2001 at a used bookstore for a dollar A DOLLAR and put it in an LP frame and have it hanging in my basement. It was such a great find, and if you found a 30-year-old LP from that time, it'd be worth lots of money, but home video nostalgia loses out to its technological limitations every time.

Being a face double is a way to get your foot in the door!

But who else can help white people learn how to dance in a hilarious musical montage?

There has to be an award somewhere for the part in Rocky IV where Paulie is going to marry a robot. Recognizing genius like that is why we have awards!

There was an episode of Mad Men that had Don's family conclude their picnic by tossing all of their garbage into the grass in front of them, and the camera lingered a few moments before the cut so you could really marvel at behavior that was not from 500 years ago, but 50.

No, it's the Kids Bop version of headbanging. Their little heads would be more susceptible to concussions from violent head thrashing, so they just have to bob them a little to watered-down riffs.

If they were, I would never say that. Because they would GUT ME.

Oh god— by uttering that name, you've summoned the balrogs from the darkest corners of the internet.

He could have had a drinking-milk plan and the girls would have jumped over themselves to be with him. It wasn't the beer, man, it was the money, fame and instant access to some quality yayo.

You'll never get a lampshade on your head with that formula!

Kidz Bob will be more metal than this. I've seen metalheads' girlfriends; they don't look like this pixie. Most of them look like the demon dogs from Ghostbusters but with better makeup and longer hair.

And season 2 has the episode where the writers credit themselves as "Bolts Baby" and "Go Chargers", if you want to have it instantly date itself.

That one with the computer that kills people somehow? That was an episode that should have never been shown to other people. And there was one with something about outer space that used lots of stock footage, so that was pretty funny.