Wow, $100 for the first season of the X-Files on DVD seems like a lot of money, but being able to watch any of the episodes whenever I'd like? Amazing!

And that S1 hairdo— yuck. But it has "Beyond The Sea", which humanizes her a lot and is one of my favorites of all of them.

Compost smells like poo because it utilizes the same bacterial breakdown processes as a living organism. When you explain it to kids like that, it's not so gross!

I'm an elementary school teacher, and, the Monday after the movie opened, a student in my class complained about an unfortunate spoiler event in the recent Star Wars movie to someone who said they hadn't seen it yet. I protested, but the Star Wars neophyte said, "Oh, I already heard that this morning on the bus".

I recently rewatched some old Looney Tunes episodes, and you need an annotated guide to understand some of those ancient references. Didn't matter to me when I was six, and I'm sure kids don't care now.

Or do something worse, if you're under the age of 15.

It would be much better if CTW depended solely upon the character licensing rights so tons of junk toys could be made than to delay its public television showing by 6 months.

NOT ENOUGH ENORMOUS GUNS

How do I work this? Where is that large automobile?

There were some fucking weird side characters in Popeye. I don't remember half of the characters you named, but the ones I do, like the crazy witch and the animal who just says Jeep were really odd.

No!! First Ghostbusters and now Popeye! Next, you'll tell me First Blood Part 2 was yet another conservative trojan horse unleashed by Hollywood!

I keep telling you…

Arugula, figs, and prosciutto. That's the jam right there. And, as Scatman Crothers said, you've got to keep regular if you want to be happy.

I figured someone would get to that joke soon enough. I just hoped it would have been meeeeee!

My childhood version replaced "garbage can" with "frying pan", but a frying pan doesn't really have a "heater", so it makes less sense.

You think this guy has a problem with Marxists? You should see what he has to say about Jewish people!

As I grew older, I viewed the Ewoks' battle like the Somalis in Black Hawk Down. They did "win", but they incurred incredible losses and won simply by their numbers. There was one on-screen death and mourning portrayed, but there were really 10,000 other bloody Ewok deaths that you didn't see. The Ewoks simply won by…

This is my favorite song on the album, and I loathe this version. It's just too angry to be an orchestral version. There's no need to take the edge off of an anti-religion screed, guys.

"Why did you say it twice?"

I posted This Charming Man done by Super Morrissey Brothers and it didn't get one lousy like! I hate everyone on my Facebook feed. This is gold: https://www.youtube.com/wat…