Well, that's what I heard!!!

"I haven't seen [insert most recent crap film] but by all accounts, it is terrible. But I have seen [insert most recent popular luxury automobile] and it is terrific!"

Too much witches, not enough Suuuupermannnn

If it was a re-do of Halloween 3 but Cage was punching kids in the face, I'd have been way more up for it.

Starring Dennis Franz as Vin Diesel!

The Last Picture Show. It wasn't the last one; you yourself directed other films afterward, Bogdanovich! Don't think I forgot At Long Last Love!

If he doesn't get upset, then there's no stakes for the cancellation of Halloween. 10-year-olds are pretty self-centered.

They're in the shortlist for America's Greatest Rock Band, so let's all weep together, yanks. Canada even has Rush. If there's one thing the US is terrible at, it's creating rock bands that don't defecate all over their legacy.

I only liked three of their ten possible lineups.

Peeing in my pants story:

I thought his impression of Jay-W was awesome, but my context comes from his music rather than interviews or hearing him talk normally. I'm pretty sure he doesn't do those "uh huh huh"s when he talks.

Do most of the actors do the writing for their skits? I usually lay the blame for those problems at the writers' feet.

And it seemed at the end, he was trying to pull away to compose himself, and Sandberg grabbed him and pulled him back, so he could face the crowd.

You can just replace "probably" with "definitely". He has some comic energy, but the only impression he does that I would recognize is his Charles Barkley. Impressions are not his thing.

Does making jokes about Abraham Lincoln's assassination still count as "edgy"?

Maybe Jost will mature or develop a style over the summer, but Colin Quinn will always be at the bottom for me. There has rarely been a more obvious case of an actor reading another's written words, and the cadence of those words not matching the actor's speech. He really struggled just to get to the end of the…

The horrified reaction of the kids at the wedding was pretty good.

Or the white-water rafting trip.

I'm not sure if the appearances of the two cast members dressed up as Skrillex or Bruno Mars could officially be classified as "distinct impressions".

As I watched an African American staff writer's up-until-now only performance to include material almost exclusively about slave breeding techniques, I did not once think "Lorne Michaels is not a racist" during that time.