When she dies they should turn her cremains into one of those corpse gems. Something really shiny and bright. People could take turns stealing her as a neverending tribute.

It’s been awhile since I read the book, but I remember it as being a lot less romantic about the immense poverty and fucked up-ness of her childhood. The trailer seems to completely glamorize her childhood in an “adventurous” and “off the beaten path” sort of way instead of how she truly portrayed it - full of anxiety…

What a wretched person. I mean, I’ll admit to sometimes feeling the impulse to take a picture of somebody comically misusing a piece of equipment, but I don’t do it, because I understand that even that is an invasion (despite it being in a public place). But taking pictures of a person in the fucking shower... and for…

“I’ve lost a lot of that myself as well. We’ve had a lot of paparazzi involved in my family life,” she said. “I had my privacy taken away after I took someone else’s. I know the difference between right and wrong and I chose wrong,” she said.

“Mathers said she meant to send the photo to a friend and had no intentions of “breaking the law” by posting it publicly.”

WOW, this was amazing. Your mom should write an oral history of NYC during this time!

Well I already know who should play young Madonna:

Bless you Americans and your “free” slice of pizza...

Can anyone explain why the fuck that asshole is in Florida right now? Should he be in DC, since he’s trying to start a war?

One of the most exhausting and frustrating things in the whole entire world is a privileged white person with oppressive political views getting bent out of shape because someone reasonably makes the logical connection from those political views to personal beliefs and calls her out on it.

There’s a server underground where stories of bad tipping celebrities are exchanged. For real.

Here on in, what percentage of her meals will have spit in them?

Am I fake news?!

No lie, that sounds like Donald Trump tweeting from Deeley’s account.

I don’t know how old you are, but I tell people all the time that that one thing is one of the perks of being older. You don’t have to keep up the exhausting facade of “what this? Oh I only like this ironically.” Hell yeah I like Metallica and Britney at the same time!

All I’m getting from this is that it all needs to end in flames.

This is the first time I’ve ever heard of this person.

I’m incredibly old, and I remember well that my friends and I watched American Bandstand religiously (mostly on my best friend’s TV, which was a huge, clumsy, black-and-white cabinet set, an RCA if I’m remembering correctly—this was back in the day, when TV stations signed off late at night and came back on with the…

did you see who we made president or