It’s really annoying that women have been saying this exact thing since the inception of Bust magazine in the 90's, but nobody listened or thought it was funny until a guy said it on SNL in 2017.

“I’m automatically attracted to beautiful women — I just start kissing them, it’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ‘em by the pussy.”

they’re divorced, if that comes as an unsurprise to you

Okay but there is also a talking candle and a somewhat sexual talking duster and I think they are lowkey fucking so I don’t think they are going for realistic

Delta is cheap? Does Southwest and JetBlue not fly where you are? (Seriously asking, I know they’re not everywhere)

Cheaper than Southwest?

WHY DO PEOPLE CONTINUE TO FLY DELTA?! Seriously, I would rather have a 1000 hour layover on a different flight than fly Delta. Or American. Or Spirit.

The thing about Bill Maher that’s always killed me is how pissy he gets when the audience doesn’t laugh at his jokes. He always lashes out and accuses them of being too PC and liberal, but Louis CK and South Park are proof positive that liberals are more than happy to laugh at an off color joke so long as it’s…

Much of that divide comes down to how much islamaphobia you can personally stomach. Maher is a militant atheist and expresses his disdain for Islam constantly. If that is not a deal breaker then I imagine you can be on board with the rest of it.

The White House?

And nothing of value was lost.

does anyone else feel like they’ve aged like 15 years in the last 20 days?

But you aren’t having constructive, meaningful conversations. You’re comparing our bodies to your race car. Several women have noted that there are many reasons Women use BC that have nothing to do with Sex, and you haven’t once acknowledged those statements. Sorry if you are feeling attacked, but truthfully, you…

“I’m well aware that what I said is supremely idiotic and displays a gross misunderstanding of how life works, but I still needed to spout off like a loud-mouthed dipshit.”

Yes but hangovers don’t knock you out of the workforce for two years. And you do expect someone else to pay for your accidents, which is why everyone is required to pay for car insurance. It’s called being practical and intelligent, instead of high and mighty and proclaiming that people should just stop doing that…

This show sounds about as interesting as listening to my co-workers endlessly discussing crossfit and marathons while eating tuna straight out of the can at lunch.