HAHAHAHAHA. As an owner of natural J cups, if they're real, they sure as hell don't stay up like that in a strapless dress. I call BS.

I have been building a summer wardrobe comprised entirely of knit dresses. I feel like I'm pulling a fast one by combining the comfort of pajamas with the illusion that I'm still making an effort. It's hard for me to picture the yoga pant that can really pull off that trick.

That's pretty much her demographic unfortunately. The stuff on her Twitter feed was just disgusting.

It's important to get girls AND boys vaccinated.

I was starting to like Taylor a lot. Then I heard her announce this song as something TOTALLY DIFFERENT than anything she's done before. It's a mediocre pop song at best with a message found in every song she sings (people/boys don't like me for being me but I'm soooo me) and this video. Oy girl. I am disappoint.

I read there's no Gamora because the christians went all Sodom on it.

Bludgeons (or assists with bludgeoning) own mother to death and smokes while pregnant? I would prescribe the firing squad, too...

it can, but the health outcomes are not great. But hey, these abysmal asses are pro-life, not pro-quality-of-life.

Actually, dicephalia (having two heads) is a rare but super interesting mutation that happens to almost every species on earth. I imagine it's harder to find examples of it in marine animals since the young born with two heads often die, but go into any weird medical museum or bizarre curiosity shop and you're sure to…

vote with your money.

Okay, a few things:

Well aren't you special.

Let's get real: Homeboy was a C-list crooner until he (or his record company) paid Pharrell some un-godly amount of money to produce and write or co-write the entire "Blurred Lines" album. Basically doing what a few other "Just about to be dropped" artists have done using Pharrell's services. He is very reliable…

Fuck you.

Somehow this is reminding me of Helena Bonham Carter. In a good way. Everything Helena Bonham Carter is always in a good way.

she's a damn babe and has personality

I need someone to explain to me why I like Khloe Kardashian. I think she is my fav.

And I can already smell the barrage of think pieces from pop culture critics trying to dissect a marriage they were never a part of.

I give this article 1 star out of 5. The text of the reviews is too small to read on my phone.