E vs meth! The great thing about e is that you usually get both.

Splitting hairs on method is like splitting hairs on whether its Ohio State University or THE Ohio State University.

Oh man, I was just wondering when the Jez March Madness would begin. COCAINE AND VODKA FOREVER AND EVER AMEN.

My hero's help is needed.

I think we are entitled to as much detail as she wishes provide. In this case, it is queer. Good enough for me.

Even though I'm sure the ghostwriter will be the worst sort of hack, and the editing (or lack thereof) will make me want to scream, I am weirdly curious about this. If it gets completed, I might even read it.

Nope. Her co-workers need to be more professional. End of.

Low hanging fruit, I know...

But Barbie was an astronaut and a doctor and an executive and a figure skater and a ballerina! She should be raising her intelligence and getting all those degrees and hitting the ice/barre if she really wants to be like Barbie.

This is why women should concentrate on learning what flatters their body type and skip following trends. If you have a big ass and are already short waisted, don't wear high waisted jeans no matter what fashion magazines tell you. If you have a muffin top, don't wear low waisted jeans unless you want to look like…

No more three inch gap between the waistband and my person when I sit down!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! I love high waisted pants. Fuck you muffin top. It's over!

Confession: My first reaction to this was, "Aww, I hope they make really good looking, fierce eyebrowed, badass babies together." Then I remembered how biology works.

Then why can't they send someone who can dress herself to talk to people?

Well, if you just think of gay people as...people...it all becomes clear.

When you aren't allowed to see your family member in the hospital or make medical decisions on their behalf when they are comatose like everyone else based on the thousand year old scribblings of some old man scared of losing political power, it tends to be a little stupid.

Huh, how about that. I always thought Corvettes were made out of Unobtainium. By the way you might want to check this out:

I think the grossest part of this is that it's probably an elaborate marketing ploy for the sequel that is structured around the understanding that more people will pay for a porn if they can at least suspect that the woman didn't want to be there/doesn't want it to be watched.

And this is why you shouldn't buy your pets from a pet store. Adopt or purchase from a responsible breeder. Because you have despicable people, like my adopted dog's former owner, who only care about profit and could give a flying fuck about the dogs.

Yeah, the shirt is Guy's problem.