erikajeansea
ErikaJean
erikajeansea

The hair is real on that fro. I can spot fake hair a mile away.

I say go with god(dess).

No way in hell. Those locs and braids can take up to 18 hours. Not exaggerating. And to get curls that tight, we’re talking a perm (sorry, “chemical retexturizing”) with tiny, tiny rods. I would book out at least 4 hours to do a perm like that. And once it grows out, you have to wrap the outgrowth and do it all over

That hair takes MAJOR effort! I’m a stylist and women PAY ME THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS A YEAR to chemically straighten their hair so they don’t have to wear braids or locs or an afro. That hair is a full-time j-o-b.

“As a girl.” GIRL! Not woman. I think that’s pretty telling in and of itself.

Want to go to Burning Man? Give me a couple grand and carte blanche over your life for a week. I guarantee you will have more fun/access to showers.

Am I the only one legit grossed out by the way female celebs grease up their legs on TV talk shows? It’s like they all get dipped in vats of lube before being shoved out on stage.

Question! How long does it take to get out of the greys? Actual non-troll/human person here.

In NYC you could be paying almost $15 a pack. In Seattle I pay about $10 for American Spirits.

Herschel backpack. Has a built in padded laptop sleeve. My go-to.

I need those sunglasses. NEED.

Murder was the case. YAS.

What the hell else is to be done with a brain damaged (almost) baby animal like this? Let it rot at a “sanctuary” where it might have to be isolated from other animals for fear it could be injured? As a Wisconsinite born and raised, I say FUCK YOU, Beaver Dam.

A 20 minute mix? They sure phoned it in. All of mine clock in at at 45.

That’s not a dress, that’s suspenders with a skirt.

The Kardashians are worried about Kylie...fucking up their paychecks.

RBG was a total fox when she was younger. Get it, Natalie.