My internet security wants nothing to do with that link.

What someone else sees as "lonely" I see as "restorative" - I'm an introvert that spends 8 hours a day as a barber.

Great. Now what the hell am I going to read on the plane?

So I'm not the only one who hated Ted?

"Partying" doesn't always mean "drinking."

I heard through some of my musician pals here in the PNW that it had a lot to do with his straight-edge lifestyle versus her partying. Kind of like Russel Brand and Katy Perry.

I read this, then made this face:

My question is, where is she getting her money from? She's on a perpetual vacation. Is it possible that she invested well?

As someone who does more than her fair share of dating online, yes, they are all douchebags. But these sub-categories are absolutely spot-on.

The one with the lazy eye is my favorite.

I'm a white girl. That is the Most White Girl Dancing I've ever seen in my fucking life.

I WANT ONE SO FUCKING BADLY.

I ordered gyros, because as far as I'm concerned, the most comforting food is anything I don't have to cook.

Frog Eye Salad.

She was pregnant when she left on the vacation. Does that make it extra horrifying to anyone else?

Fuck. No.

"While Pimenova, who is also an accomplished gymnast, models only clothes for children and doesn't wear makeup..."

I think this solidifies my previous theory that it's best to do the opposite of everything Amanda Palmer does, except for marrying Neil Gaiman.

Is she drinking? Is that a bottle in her hand? This woman is terrible.

Just found the 60s vintage drop-waist shift dress I needed to complete my Kate Pierson c. Cosmic Thing costume. I'm so excited to don that curly, bright red bouffant wig.