So what would you call this? Sexy Circus Freak?

To be fair, the "Bavarian" searches were likely Oktoberfest - not Halloween - related.

To the surprisingly large number of people not washing their hands after using the toilet - You're fucking terrible and have no right to live among civilized people.

Seriously. I don't want to sit in someone else's pee puddles!

If I'm home I'll often undress from the waist down and pop in the shower for a minute. I would LOVE to have a bidet.

What kind of monster dumps are you taking to worry about a "splash zone"?

Do you think he chose a pepperoni stick based on size, or...?

Annie Potts' wardrobe from Pretty In Pink. Love.

But...is he actually a farmer? From what I understand from the business website linked above, he works WITH farmers, not AS A FARMER.

In other words, the biggest consumers of Versace's tackiness?

She certainly isn't the most articulate. I hope she finds a decent ghostwriter.

He frequented a strip club my friend was a bartender at (Milwaukee; Screech lives in Brookfield, a suburb). He was notorious for doing coke with girls in the bathroom, then trying to get them to fuck him for more.

Kids are essentially sociopaths up until their late teens. If a kid is being an asshole, take their fucking pie.

Is this article making anyone else feel really fucking old?

Us Seattle folks are spoiled. We get to tell people to go eat a bag of Dick's all the time and can give addresses. Since 1954, in fact.

Have we all forgotten about Billy Corgan and these ladies?

I'm sure it's modeled after a (Euro) football star's cut. They all have fucking weirdo mullet cuts.

As an internet dater who does not work in media, I will still always Google the shit out of you, because 1) Why not? 2) Knowledge is power, and 3) People with nothing to hide shouldn't have a problem with this.

What up, real-life crazy eyes.

That would be awful to deal with while spinny-drunk.