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ErikaJean
erikajeansea

Maid service to clean up after your drunk, snacking friends.

I'm sorry, can you just email me a copy of your CV? tl;dr

If you think you're less likely to get sick eating at restaurants versus at home, I'm guessing you've never worked in a restaurant.

I posted a link to the original news story on Jackson's FB page yesterday hoping for a Cat Daddy intervention. No dice (thus far).

Have we all really become so busy that taking a shit somehow becomes secondary to other things?

How the fuck does a grad student afford $600 a month to eat out with?

You know the difference between "your" and "you're." Because I don't. Clearly.

To say nothing of the fact that she's holding a foiling comb(???) for some reason.

Clearly you have never tasted a brat that has been soaked in beer, then grilled over actual flame. Ambrosia.

Michelle Duggar is straight up fuuuuucked.

I'm a licensed professional stylist and barber. Some things are okay to do at home. These include:

Women: If you don't wear makeup, you're ugly and clearly have no self-respect!

Is it possible that he's just trolling us all to up the chances that someone will give him a reality show?

...pass.

Heidi Klum has such a bangin' body. Damn, girl. Damn.

Was thinking the same thing. It probably hit a bit too close to home.