There is a horrible tasteless joke in there about the fact he collapsed during "I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)." For real though I am glad he is doing ok.

I'M SAILING! I'M SAILING!

Singing: Ella Fitzgerald. Smooth.
Narrating: Keith David, Jon Hamm, Werner Herzog (the latter especially for rainy days)
OR
Maneet Chauhan, who is the Indian judge on Chopped. Her voice is so calming. She could be the voice in my head.

Go…to…the window!

This reminded me that Sigourney Weaver has a nice soothing voice to listen to as well.

I honestly thought they were going with Lauryn Hill.

Wait, I am not supposed to be obsessed with it as an adult? Shoot. i like it.

So did Zero Mostel. Vehemently.

I did that with a Barbie once, by accident. It was gruesome!

But why can't Sophie look like this? When I was a little girl with huge glasses I admired her. http://www.britishfoodiname…

My thought on that is all Disney movies seem to have some sort of fucked-up-ness no matter what. No lead has it easy for sure. But yes, definitely can be confident and gay. That would be good to see.

Ahhhhh oh yes I forgot about the hollering.

Wait, you don't drink with your baby around? Is it really just a WI thing to have bars accessible to children, as long as they are accompanied by their parents? If I was at a hotel I would not think twice of having a cocktail on the roof with the baby, as long as it was daytime.

K-A-L-A-M-A-Z-O-O-O-Ohhh what a gal!

Oh god I can't imagine. FUCK that. So sorry.

Sad upvote in solidarity-feeling stuck is the worst. Just terrible. Internet hugs to you.

The BNL Live album is super fun to sing along to, at top volume. In the car.

Nirvana - On A Plain
Sara Bareilles - Gravity
Barenaked Ladies - Break Your Heart (Live)
David Bowie - Space Oddity
The Gufs - Listen To The Trees
The Early November - Take Time And Find
Jeff Buckley - Grace

"Don't eat the help."

I remember Jurassic Park being incredibly scary in the theater, and it still makes my heart pound.