This is my mom to this day. She’s 70 and still tells the dirtiest jokes I know!

OH! As in NATE BERKUS!!!! I LOVE HIM! He used to have his own daytime talk show that was the dreamiest.

I suspect that’s why things have been postponed.

Bet she’s pregnant.

Oh dear!

Oh god. REALLY!?!? Citizen Kane is only 2 hours long!!!!

I saw it 13 times in one sleep over... but then that was 1989... there was no internet.

I am so proud of them!

I was gonna suggest Idris as Lupita’s dad/mentor. :D

Seriously. Take all my money. ALL OF IT!

UGH! The advanced paternal age thing is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO key! But because of out bullshit patriarchy and fragile masculinity and these men who think their sperm is as fresh as spring even when they’re old AF, they blame the one thing that is protecting us all! It’s so infuriating!

Oh! I LOVE creamed tuna on toast! But mine was, what I learned to be, a light roux (flour, butter, milk) and then tuna, garlic powder, and pepper. I can’t eat wheat anymore and it’s one of the things I truly miss!

I have “I Hate Housework” and “The I Hate To Cook Appendix.” I search for her every time I thrift! She was such a hoot!

So, white women.

Honestly, I’m fine with all that. I’m gonna go 100% Advanced Style lady.

Tell them you’re 41, the baby ship has sailed.

Selfish.

I need this on a shirt.

I read:
“But what if you fall in love? Sometimes women think they don’t want kids, but then they fall in love, and they want to give the man they love children.”

I LITERALLY CAN. NOT. WAIT. I’m 42 and PRAY for early onset menopause... sadly I was, what they call, a “late bloomer”... knowing my luck I’ll bleed until I’m 70. ugh.