GET TO IT!!!

because even helpful men are crap.

And also DESTROY your body. All those “health risks of childlessness” are fucking lies... pregnancy wrecks you FOREVER.

I’m 42. NEVER wanted kids. I adore them, just... not for me. Still, people treat me as I’m damaged, say I hate kids (like I’m a killer or something), look at me with pity. There’s nothing to pity here... my life is my own... and if I live to an old age, I’ll be in a home and I won’t have to worry about my kids who…

This reminds me of the evergreen, cis hetro men are trash.

oh they totes are...

No lie: My friend’s brother and his first (see where I’m going...) wife were on House Hunters. Papers were filed before the “6 months later” update! They HATED each other and had to fake how they did all this work to make their perfect family home from the property they found!!!

I just read it as gay man and beard trying too too hard.

I’m on a house hunt and these asshole are ruining my life inspiring all sorts of flip idiots to do shitty re-dos and updates are perfectly lovely houses. I hate them, their granite countertop, and shitty tile work..

They’re totally gay. She’s so beard it’s amazing she’s not from the Pacific Northwest.

I would fund these kids’ legal fund.

“I want a tiny house but I want all the storage, a gourmet kitchen, and a soaking tub! All in under 800 square feet.”

Don’t get me started!

Older sperm works but genetic issues and developmental problems are quite common when the father is old. Sperm... they’re like expired batteries!

I had to google who this Lil Uzi Vert guy is... I’m feeling very “you kids get off my lawn!” right now.

Or Black Coffee Matters... just make sure the glass is plexi to withstand the rocks.

oh definitely.

Because she is. Yikes.

I’m hunting in damp country too. I hate carpet.

HANDY ANDY!!!