Setting aside the many travesties in the details of this portrait, the fact that McNaughton painted trump doing something artistic is the height of ridiculousness, and only emphasizes the painter’s blind fantasy of who trump really is. The man who took joy in demolishing the Bonwit Teller deco grillwork and freizes,…

She should look like walking hamburger, not like she fell off the swing set.

I think what sold it as fake to me was the attached story. After the accident, some random good samaritans who just happened to have a trailer, loaded her bike onto their trailer, and drove her and her friends back to her home. Upon which they all just chilled and listened to music, including these random strangers…

Bullshit. I’ve had better roadrash from fucking on carpet.

Yeah, I have a friend who had to bail off her scooter going about 25 and she was wearing all her protective gear, and she still had bruises and scrapes covering her entire body, she was black with bruises for a month! I don’t buy this. 

For real. Also, on top of the stupid focus on the water, neither of the helmets in the “crash” photo match her helmet in the previous photo. And she was only sore the next day? Fucking no road rash or bruises or grass stains(crashing on a bicycle will give you hella road rash, so you’re going to be banged up good on a…

So, this person is claiming to be a frequent motorcyclist...and that is what she wears to go out for a ride? Nope.

I’ve seen more road rash from someone falling off a bicycle while stopped.

How lucky her motorcycle crashed during the golden hour.

If I got into an accident of any type and my friend was taking pictures, I would get new friends. This is a new level of tacky for sponcon. 

Seriously. I went to a wedding recently and the bride had been working her ass off to fit into a full length bridal gown. She looked absolutely beautiful. Groom wore trousers, shirt untucked, and speed dealer sunnies through the whole ceremony. It was outside, but come on. She looked like a vision and he looked like a…

I used to work in a catering service so I’ve been to 200+ weddings.

Wanna know my 100% tried-and-true, surefire, guaranteed way to fit your fat ass into a wedding dress?

Damn. I thought you were going to bag on the interiors, which are also brutally ugly. I think part of why the tiny house movement has gained popularity is that the interiors are often a serious improvement upon the standard RV. My husband and I are seriously considering a tiny house in our retirement years. I’m not…

Pecan PIEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Is it some kind of a new millenial trend that people want to change something into something else, even though what they want already exists somewhere else? It’s as if you’d want starbucks to sell shoes. Nevermind that there already are stores that sell shoes, have a better selection and quality of shoes than…

Yeah, take a movie from 30 years ago—different time, style and sensibility—and let’s flip it around and turn it into some dreary downer because someone is feeling too proud to partake of the Pecan Pieeeeeee. Get out. Depart. Go pick on a Michael Bay film or something.

Normally I’d agree but I think the ending is perfect. One of the few romantic speeches I actually find romantic. And having them be the final couple in those vignettes made perfect sense.

Aaron Rodger’s Brother: “We’re doing these properties in, like, a WEEK.”

You’re not wrong, and I’m not necessarily addressing this to you specifically, but I do think it’s absurdly selective to hold Scientologists to a higher standard than members of other faiths.