Same. My parents divorce was hell but they never made me a part of it. Where I was concerned, it was all sorts of friendly. It wasn’t until I was grown I knew what was really going on. They never used me against one another and I love them so much for it.

How do you know this? Are you Madonna? His dad is a millionaire too so it’s not like “picking sides” is a financial thing.

Team Rocco. Roots are nice when you’re a teen you need your friends and your school and your rituals. Going all over as a kid must be heartbreaking.

Yeah, I can’t see anyone wanting to be like her, even the people who are like her.

Right? Hope she saved some of those supposed thousands of dollars because the she seems rather unhireable.

Ah, negging... gotta love mocking it.

Even then emphasis on the “-ish”

All his mirrors are Barbara Walters brand soft-focus mirrors.

Totally bought that wallet with the roses on it in burgundy for my grandma that year.

Add “White Christmas” and you’ve got me covered.

Sour cream is superior. Deal with it greek yogurt.

That’s like white chocolate saying it’s better than dark chocolate. Foolishness.

Woah. That was both disgusting and amazing.

I tried the stuff and it made my hair gross and greasy no matter how closely I followed the instructions. Also it made my scalp soooooo angry. Plus you have to use like 20 pumps every time you use it and it’s so expensive. So even if it did work for me it’s a total rip off.

That sounds amazing.

Printed. Those are printed.

I adore an ugly sweater but it’s gotten so boring now. I miss the days when it was a thrift find or something handmade. Now it’s like “Ted Cruz ugly sweater” blah blah blah. Why do we take something earnest and goofy and turn it into something ugly and ironic? What is wrong with us?

However long it takes to prove he’s “innocent” AKA long enough to cover it up.

Preach.

I like to tell people who pull that card on me that they are classist assholes.

During your period: