I don’t care if she was higher than the tower of Babble, you force a sex act on a person, it’s rape/assault.

My friend calls it Donald Ducking, or Ducking for short.

First thing I said was “Aw, no more fancy glass refrigerator.”

“cigar-chomping gambler”
Is this Scientology for gay sex without protection?

She really is a terrible model. Always dead behind the eyes (even when she’s not playing a slave/real doll). Every ad and spread she had in the September issue was boring even when the clothes were spectacular.

Maybe he learned to yell from this guy:

People in airports?

If I saw someone wearing this sweater, I would throw things at him. Because, let’s face it... it’s gonna be a him.

Yeah. When she said to me, “I have to call my manager. I think this is a fake.” I really thought she was kidding. I actually laughed. And then I looked at her face and I was all... SERIOUSLY!?!?

I was a substitute teacher out of college and had to dress super mature and formal to not look like the students and I STILL got hassled ALL. THE. TIME. by school security.

Oh the creepy older guy thing! So much this.

Yep.

Stars! They’re just like us! I’m weirded out by dating TOO!!!

At 9 I got my finger stuck in the arm socket of a Ken doll because I wanted to see if my finger would go through to the other side. I was in the gifted and talented program... kid me would have a headful of these for sure.

I hope the gals in my home market (Bakersfield CA) bought it because they could use some help.

Burn me up and put me in one of those urns that becomes a tree. As for my stuff... one GREAT estate sale!

I thought it was James Deen.

I have a BFA in musical theater and there is nothing on god’s green earth that would get me to watch this dreck.

Team pubes and nips! I wanna know right away if something is see thru or lined.

Jay is shadier than a grove of red woods.