Considering what they try to pass off as a pull up, I am not shocked.

how many times are we going to do this dance?

Weird. I think kipping pull ups are a sin, so I guess we’ll have to call it even.

This is great. Congratulations. I hope some of your comedic talent rubs off on Leno.

Jay Leno just gets more and more annoying. Also, what’s up with his wig?

There’s a huge difference between “Jeep wave” and “desperately trying to flag someone down because my Jeep broke down again”.

Rub his nose in it, otherwise he’ll never learn.

Crashing after a party around 2 AM and VERY drunk when one of the dudes started challenging me to fight over someone I was crushing on. All I wanted to do was pass out but he kept pestering me, so I agreed to fight him outside just so we could go to sleep. He staggered outside ahead of me, I locked the door behind and…

“When I was in 8th grade the school bully tried to rack me on the basketball pole (a favorite move of his) and I kicked him in the nuts so he unleashed a barrage of face punches on me, in front of half the kids’ moms in the parking lot. We were both suspended and he’s a cop now.”

Jason, you tread a dark path.

Another fun fact, Tenzing Norgay’s grandson was on a Disney show. He might be on another one, but my kids (thankfully) don’t watch it anymore.

No joke. We’ve got a few friends who are looking to move up. We’ve got a bedroom in the house ready to go.

Please do. I live in Michigan and I think we’ll be over soon. My brother in law has a boat...

Buying that beach shack the the coast from Lunenburg, NS is looking like a pro move right now.

Yeah. I get pretty damned sanctimonious from the safety of the northern side of the 49th parallel. I can’t imagine how scary it would be to be a liberal in Trump country. 

Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

Pie > cake

Not the hero we deserve, but the hero who kneed.

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Bet that guy knows all the words to God Bless America, too.