Bag pipes!

I still don’t get the cop bit either. Did the cop just assume that the unsupported word of a Burger King cashier was enough evidence to arrest someone? Did the cop even try to determine if the bill was fake? They don’t have a black light at the police station? Did they think the homeless victim was such a masterful…

What’s to argue?

Gives a whole new meaning to cheese rolling.

Yeah, I think if the ball exits the time zone like that it should be worth at least 7.

DeVos has already paid for her seat at the cabinet table in full.

The fact that the airforce have been doing everything they can to kill the A-10 makes this even stranger. 

At least the popcorn chicken...

With a case of amnesia under a different name.

Those countries (like everywhere) are far from perfect and have their own problems for sure. But if you look at actual measurable outcomes they are clearly doing way better than the US.

Right? What’s the possible good intention here? Does this woman call security every time she sees an adult with a child in case it was kidnapped? I fucking doubt it.

What good is an economy that generates huge amounts of wealth if it doesn’t benefit a pretty big portion of the population. A country like Sweden or Denmark has a GDP per capita that’s ~16% lower than the US, but their populations do way better than the US in almost every indicator that matters.

I’ll also give a pass to Canadian engineers, but that’s it.

I appreciate it myself. Helps me to decide if it’s worth my time to go see a movie or not.

An unstable sub-moron?

There’d be two Ts and no C if we were really doing an acronym for the club sandwich. I’ve never heard anyone call it a TLUBT sandwich.

I’m okay with the chicken ones also being called club sandwiches but they should really clarify it by calling them chicken clubs.

Yeah, especially since a club sandwich should be made with turkey not chicken.

The wave function wouldn’t be the only thing collapsing after eating this.

I’m not sure “gilding the lily” is the appropriate term for anything involving this abomination/masterpiece. I think this may be the origin of the greasier metaphor “larding the schmaltz”.