I didn’t realize this would be that big.... But it’s really the response I want to give to all these fuckwits.

I was baptised at 6 months, but grew up without religious influences besides Christmas and Easter celebrations (no church). One of my favourite books when I started reading was Sindbad’s adventures. When I first heard about Jesus in religious studies in elementary school my mind compared him to Sindbad and I thought…

The right to believe in make believe stories and characters that dictate our everyday lives.

Oh man, I remember going on cigarette runs. Could you imagine that now? They even had the pull tab machine in the exchange.

It sounds like the makings of a GREAT party.

Dairy - Look for mold. If there’s no mold, smell it. You’ll know if it’s bad.

Here’s a list of things my friends have found after move-out day in my old college.

But that is not the worst of the problem. Working at Starbucks and throwing away all the breakfast sandwiches and cold case food every other day made me sick to my stomach. We gave away as much as we could, but some nights it was BAD. Imagine how many locations, and that every foodservice place does that shit.…

My family were pretty shocked and delighted at the cheap, ginormous portions of food in American restaurants when we visited as kids. At Denny’s they brought my sister a free platter of pancakes (because she was under 5 I guess?) and we just laughed and laughed at the size of the plate. There was what appeared to be…

my boyfriend and I argue over sell-by dates on the regular; I’m much more relaxed and see it as a “suggestion”, he wants to toss something that expired the day before. I usually win. We love JO and watch the show regularly, so I felt very vindicated last night :)

Trust your nose: your nose knows! The smell test is more accurate than any dating system.

We have the opposite problem here at work. For some reason, a lot of the staff seems to think refrigerating food makes it immortal.

People freaking out over sell by dates on milk and eggs drive me crazy! Another thing that drives me crazy is people assumption that if something is left unrefrigerated for any amount of time, it must be thrown away.

I think my casual disregard for expiration dates and my unwavering belief that as long as it doesn’t smell bad it’s fine has made my immune system a force to be reckoned with.

How many days over the expiry date can boneless skinless chicken breasts be before it becomes a listeria issue

Ah remember back in the day when the only time you could get caught cheating is if you and your old lady liked Pina Coladas?

I talk to my mother about the things that happened to her as a child. Her siblings and her were kicked out of the house in the morning and not encouraged to come back until dinner time. They were expected to entertain themselves and they got into a lot of trouble. I ask her sometimes how she survived to adulthood.…

I was born in 89 and, once a month during the 90s, my mom left me in the toy section of a department store for 30 minutes while she went to pay her credit card some 70 feet away. I imagine she should be rotting in jail.

You’re being conservative. ‘84 here, and my mom would have gotten the needle.

This is horrible. If you were born before 1982, almost all of our parents would have been arrested.