I would say that unless he’s about to enter a boxing ring or a horse race with her there is no conceivable reason to ask that question.

My mother, while they were still married. He has not come around but she and I belt “Power of Love” whenever I go home and only visit her.

That is different but also good. These are the foods I sometimes crave when I miss home. See Also: baloney with American cheese and Best Foods mayo.

You forgot the NHS. And the royal family about half the time. I’m not even sure who they don’t hate anymore since they can have positive and negative story about the same person on the same day. Maybe the Kardashians, Ecclestone sisters and TOWIE celebs?

One time when I was a wee Velociraptor, I received a Celine Dion cd for Christmas. Papa Velociraptor does not/did not like Celine Dion, and when he heard me play the cd he threw the cd out the window, on to the snowy roof. He to this day does not understand why I need therapy :/

Although to be fair, the Daily Mail also hates people of colour, immigrants, gay people, poor people, liberals, environmentalists, Europe, sex workers, Islam, and the BBC.

But you have to ask yourself: Do we really want to put someone who can’t cap toothpaste properly in charge of our nuclear arsenal?

I wonder if Simon’s asshole ever gets jealous of all the shit that comes out of his mouth?

8st=50kg=112lbs

Sandwich abominations I’ve heard about from my local shop back home:

I agree- the difference between Democrats and Republicans is like Night and Evening.

My parents liked sardines with their peanut butter.

What do you mean *was* a Republican?

Is it like satay? Because I like satay.

I love when articles like that Tilda blurb end with “but she’s not a lonely spinster hag, so all is well!”

As if any aspect of Tilda’s other-worldly being required validation by some male partner.

The love child of David Bowie and Annie Lennox?

I thought she was the female clone of David Bowie.

I am actually kind of starting to love Gwyneth Paltrow because she is clearly trolling at this point. Don’t get me wrong, I totally believe she’s an egotistical trick who doesn’t have a shred of an idea how to relate to the common man, but at least she seems to...occasionally recognize that she has no grasp on…