Tesla: “Autopilot is not a self-driving technology, it’s your fault if you die”

I have taken that oath chief

They probably liked the fact that RG3's knee isn’t even capable of bending.

No one said the moose on the Volvo 850 instrument cluster circuit board?

*The 12th Man in Your Mom

“Really we just need” = “why don’t you just”
“Why don’t you just” is the war cry of “I don’t know what the fuck you are doing, but I’m so smart that I know that you are doing it wrong.” I’m not just sure, I am absolutely positive that if this battery existed everyone would be flocking to buy a car with it. That means…

We live in a world where a cop who gets caught on video being friendly is disciplined while others that get caught on video actually murdering people are unpunished.

Can we stop saying stuff like this disregards the laws of physics? THE REASON THIS WORKS IS BECAUSE OF AN IN DEPTH UNDERSTANDING OF THE LAWS OF PHYSICS!

They were just pullin for their team.

Except it’s a yield sign, which means they must yield to the traffic on the highway.

Yielding?

also

Porsche has a history of making something that Tesla hasn’t been able to make so far: Profit.

People who steal electric cars should be charged with battery.

Two’s company, three’s a crowd

My most badadd cpmments are wjen I don;t lopk at the keyboaed.

I like my tires with 78% nitrogen and about 21% oxygen for best performance.

Congrats on barely beating the Kings, Russ!

“SPECIAL THANKS: Metal Gear Solid V All Staff”

...for building the engine and doing all the heavy lifting so we could slap this desperate, shameless bullshit together in 6 months.