Joke’s on you buddy, I’m eight feet tall.

People’s resilience and ability to not be physically harmed by words is not a reason to perpetuate demeaning and hateful expressions, even if they’ve lost some of that ugliness over time. I get what you’re saying here (they’re only words, right?), but this concept of “people just shouldn’t take it the wrong way” is…

Who are we kidding? She wouldn’t be able to see over the hood of this beast.

Accountants gonna fudge, fudge, fudge, fudge...

You have to catch up to pull it over.

...judge, judge, judge, judge, judge

Judges gonna judge.

Don’t cut yourself on all that edge

Why? It’s pretty good. They get good guests, the cars are cool, and the episodes are relatively short.

Q: In the event of a crash, will you be impaled by trim pieces?

That’s not even remotely funny.

i don’t even know where to start with this guy...

“Structural blue does not contain any blue material. It looks blue only because of the interference of light.”

They didn’t report it because it was the first time in 3 years a Taurus had left the lot.

I had a voicemail the other day threatening me with “federal action” and other stuff like that. So I protected myself and sent my money to a Nigerian Prince. Go find it now IRS!!! HA!!

Oh...wait...

That was pretty, pretty, pretty good

He literally curbed his enthusiasm.

One player on the subreddit complained that Konami had been “ignoring everyone’s pleas to fix a system that allowed a handful of nuke developers to overturn the efforts of an army of disarmers”

Latino?