Mostly because they both blow up in public, and then cost a lot to get out of jail. and they tend to age badly....luckily for this I guess, Porsche has seen fit not to change the styling much in a few decades. But Porschephiles will know and the rest will just think you are a douche in a Porsche

Marine Engineer here.

Appropriate given your username:

That is the ugliest crack pipe I have seen in my entire life!

It’s a Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggg

Man worried about recession causes recession. 

Single Cab Trucks = Best Trucks

A year ago you would have been in contention for a COTD with this wit. They dont seem to do those anymore though.

Its a website who’s name is a portmanteau of “jalopy” and “beatnik”, vehicles like this have been part of its ontology from the beginning. 

Where’s that bloke from a couple “What car should I buy” ago?

I remember when Jalopnik wasn’t so much of a beater community.

This is a criminally under appreciated post

Alternate Headline Roundup:

You’ll never get featured in an article on Jalopnik with that kind of thinking.

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If they were that stuck, AWD wouldn’t have saved them anyways, winter tires would’ve.

Why does everyone always say “on [my city here] roads?”; as an implication of the current state of disrepeair

If we weren’t supposed to eat pangolins, why do they look like walking artichokes?

People who recline are monsters. Full stop. 

That’s about the same price as a proper purpose built used Class B motorhome. Those also have half the mileage and way more amenities.  CP all the live long day.