Infiniti G35 of the same year has a far superior AWD system (rear biased), more power and can get one in similar condition for just over half this price.  ND.

Even cutting the price in half it’s still ND.

Jalop is f'n sad. 

Wtf happened to Jalopnik?!?

The only net positive the Escalade EXT gave the world was John Phillips’s review of it.

I feel heavier and slower just for having read this. 

Yes, this vehicle needs a good cleaning. But you have zero evidence of any of your accusations. Bravo to this long term vehicle owner.

Yeah. Sounds like yet another instance of bankruptcy abuse by the hedge fund corporate wreckers.

Dusty under the hood doesn’t bother me. If anything, a detail can hide issues like slow leaks.

eh, jalopnik themselves are pretty flexible on outrage about environmental damage, depending on to whom it’s attributed.

Thank you for this. I enjoy a good car show for whatever. There’s a guy that brings his old 80's Pontiac (a mild sport variant model) to the local show. He never wins and he knows this, but he tells a great story about his (now deceased) wife used to drive it to her work and then passed it through the family. Now it’s…

I’m glad someone here gets it. This article is basically The Problem With Car Culture. Why bother going to a car show if you’re annoyed by seeing cars you don’t like? I like seeing purple hot rods, classic Mustangs, restomod, corvettes, beaters, etc. If something doesn’t spark my interest, then I move on.

Ah cool, almost an entire slideshow about gatekeeping. Neat.

Independent rear suspension 

Fun fact: that spray paint that “turns rust into a paintable surface” doesn’t stop rust from continuing to eat through the metal or turn it into a paintable surface. That shot of the underside shows about 5 cans of the stuff was used.

This shit. Bonus warning for those that do this in a couple pics but at least one clearly shows the plate. If you are this dense, I don’t want to give you money.

100% if they don’t even bother to clean the interior. 

You guys really need to get IT on the phone or something because this site now not only loads VERY slowly but the comments section is also messed up. I’m about this close to stop coming here as NP or ND is about the only thing I come for anyway.

The black wheels aren't helping it.  I'd get some silver ones.

Also you get that bullet proof Italian reliability that Alfa Romeo is famous for.