Hoppe’s No. 9 is a great tool to get sent out to the man cave.

A man of taste and distinction I see. I like the cut of your jib. 

Heresy!!! Kroil smells like 200 acres of lavender mixed with puppy breath and world peace!!!

Or keep a can of Kroil on hand if you really want to do any of those things effectively. 

Ah yes, the Mk VI Deere Edition. They’re great, so long as you’ll only bring them in to the dealer for service.

If you were retired and were driving from the NE to your FL place, this was the thing to have; soft ride, sofa seats etc....Who wants to drive to 1100 miles in a Sentra? MPG be damned...these were luxo barges for the older set....you could ram a modern p/u in that Lincoln and come out better than the p/u.

An American RWD, V8 land boat? I have you covered, my kangaroo eating friend.

You’re all wrong.

The steering is lifeless, like a first date with Bill Cosby.

The Suburban is handy because you could very comfortably sleep in it too. Saving money on hotel costs will help offset the abysmal gas mileage.

I agree with the Burb choice, but I have to point something out. The guy literally mentioned not wanting a beige box or something that he could buy in Australia, and look what pic you posted.

What you want, my good friend from Australia, is a malaise-era Caddy. You can find them all over Autotempest for $5,000 and under. I’d recommend setting aside $500 for a tune, and $100 for a single DIN CD/Aux player in the dash. If you want to get fancy, replace the door speakers and the amp yourself. You can find…

That kind of defeats the point though, he can drive them back home, they are still everywhere on the road, but they are far more likely to Get them there than the Turd Bird or the Lean Burn Dodge. Both are kind of cool though. Why not suggest american Motors if reliability is not an issue. I guarantee if he drove just…

One of the all time best. My favorite is when after throwing it around in a test drive with a customer he stops - looks at the customer in the passenger seat with a grin and asks...”Wanna see the air bags?”

Seller gives more info for a $2400 car than most sellers give for a $24,000 car. For that reason alone, NP. 

“It should also be pointed out that these were not kit cars - they were component cars - completed in Maxton’s Englewood CO factory save for the engine - which was up to the buyer to install.”

Who wrote this Article and what did they do with David Tracy?   I don’t see a spot of rust on this vehicle!

You might pay attention to the old guys. they know things that you need and have no clue how to figure out.

You realize you can just be an asshole, right? I certainly would.

This is mostly stock...the only difference is the grille-swap and the fact that he got rid of a 85 MPH-speedo.