We can't help it, whenever we hear the word "pregnant", we have this primal, biological urge to huddle together in a pile, squee and giggle, and yell "OH MY GOD BABIES" in each other's faces. We are like the dog in Up, and pregnancy is our "SQUIRREL!!"

Hey, I'm turning 30 next week! Same birthday as Steven Yeun and Frank Zappa. I'm just happy I survived my shitty 20s. Cheers to us!

Oh, is he? Gee, "thanks" for letting me know.

…and you're using a Simpsons reference to make your point?

I care way too much for this.

*gasp*

Yeah, why aren't old academics allowed to just use on the internet to write stuff??? Why do only young uneducated dilettantes get permissions from the govenment to have internet access and a tumblr account?? It's madness!

Oh wait, your were talking about that Sloan thing. I thought that and the revenge porn discussion were separate storylines for some reason.

He also compared said website where rape victims share their stories to that one time Sloan's vindictive ex posted nude pictures of her online. Because… both of these things are apparently equally unethical?

You can't do that! Someone on the internet just insulted you!!

Those Indians sure know how to handle computer machines!

It's because he's a lesbian, isn't it, internet?

"Is this like a Siskel Ebert thumbs up thumbs down thing?"
"It is movies."

I dunno, I respect the man's instinct. He started picking on Cody right away without even knowing that that's a HH running gag! He's a consummate professional!

Engineer Cody Cody may have saved the show, but he couldn't save Pauly Shore from the red-carpet-lined back hallways of this industry we call showbiz..

THAT FUCKING ASSHOLE JUDGE.

Same. Didn't know anything about it, thought the premise was kinda sappy, then a lot of bad shit happened, and by the time I reached the part of the story where the parents have to do youknowwhat with youknowwho for the sake of youknowwho, I was curled up on the couch whimpering and shoving comfort chocolate in my…

Yeah it's more upsetting and infuriating than depressing.
It just made me really fucking angry seeing all this shit happen to the sweetest, loveliest family I've ever seen on screen.

B-but he had sex with awful reality show girl, and he used to play the guitar! He's not all bad, see?
(I forget, did he date rape Juliette last season, or did the show decide that it was a consensual drunken hookup?)

YOU SHUT YOUR ELF-HATING MOUTH.