Thanks, Thants! Thanths.

Anybody here watch (or torrent, cough) the Australian "time travel sketch comedy show" Soul Mates? I thoroughly enjoyed season 1, I thought it had a very CBB/Adult Swim-y absurdist stoner comedy vibe to it.
A second season would be nice, but I'm not getting my hopes up since it's very niche and ABC2 is so short on…

You sure about that?
*rubs dog fat all over self and reclines suggestively on a cat rug*

Yeah that's just some alarmist PETA nut trying to drum up publicity for her dumbass petition. She makes it sound like eating cats and dogs is a widespread and deeply rooted tradition in Switzerland, but it really isn't.
It's technically not against the law to eat domestic animals there (only applies to private…

Oh, I watched the first episode of that just for Hamlin and Rinna. He was mostly jamming on his guitar and explaining to his wife how to arrange flowers correctly. They seem like a pretty nice couple, actually.

They've been trying to pull the same shit with Shepard Smith and Queen Latifah for years. I'm almost certain that, at least in Smith's case, the only reason he's still in the closet is to spite Gawker media and their cohorts, because that guy doesn't care who knows, really. I almost hope he starts fake-dating women to…

Mehl … gimp?

Sounds interest- oh, it's on gawker?
Nevermind then.

Hmm monosyllabic, eats parts of his own body, weird glow possibly due to radioactive poisoning… Groot is clearly a McPoyle. Let's just cast that old guy who played Pappy McPoyle in the wedding episode, I bet he's not doing anything.

Sweet Dee as Rocket Bird.
Because, let's be honest, no one's gonna buy her as the love interest. She looks grotesque.

"Look, there's three races on the planet…"

If kissin’ you is queer then sunshine
I ain’t whiskey straight
Let’s go get a girly drink and speculate
You’re my appletini sweetie
I’m your salty dog
If needin’ you is drunk then darlin’
I can’t rhyme

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She's married to Jason Momoa. She'll be fine.

There was that one writer who said that the Jews should have dyed their hair blond during World War 2 and just pretended to be German. She got fired.

Well… yeah. I'm not saying she didn't deserve the pile-on. It's just funny that the site that booted her for this is notorious for its racially insensitive content. They are pretty inconsistent when it comes to firing people who've written offensive shit.

Aww your fun fact is way more fun than mine :(

I know. White fur is so tacky.