Ah, delicious man tears. I want to bathe in them.

Oh, I see. This is a personal internet feud. Well, that changes things. For a moment there I thought this was just about strangers pointlessly attacking each other's political views on the internet, I didn't realize that there was something at stake here. Carry on then.

Oh, I was being facetious. I have no idea what @Eric827 's problem with your comment was. I just assumed that he lives in such an impenetrable bubble of like-minded people that he's not used to people expressing differing views without being attention seeking hipsters (or whatever we call them now that "hipsters" is…

Not just the audience, but everyone in that sketch, including the camera man, the director and the cue card holder, stopped paying attention halfway through.

OMG, are men finally getting their own "you just don't like her because she's prettier than you"?? Because I'd love to see how internet man-babies deal with that.

"I didn't vote for Obama" is the new "I don't own a TV", apparently?

THAT STUPID ROBODOG WILL NEVER FILL THE DOGMEAT-SHAPED HOLE IN MY HEART!!!

No Dogmeat in NV. Your argument is invalid.

Playing chess with David Simon while listening to the forbidden songs from the Prince vault.

I won't, if you promise not to follow me on twitter. I'm super happy with my 13 followers. It's my lucky number, so please don't ruin it guys.

"I'm still a respected and beloved working actor. Bye twitter, gotta go party with Bill Murray on the Coen brothers' yacht." - John Goodman

I took a look at the Roseanne list, which, according to Friedman's annotation, contains "6 cast members, but mainly Roseanne being weird". I scrolled through 2 pages of Roseanne Barr's various pro-Israel anti-Islam/Obama retweets and plugs for her Vegas hotel show(?), and then I saw DJ Conner tweeting a gif that said…

Anita Sarkeesian. Apparently a lot of manbabies out there are terrified of her. All you need is a brunette wig with a sidepart, a plaid shirt and hoop earrings, and also have a couple of schlubby male friends follow you around and yell threats at you all night.

I've always wondered, with India's multi-million dollar film industry, is there something like an indie scene? Because I never hear of Indian weirdo auteur directors who shoot subversive masterpieces on shoestring budgets. Why is that not happening? Or is it happening and we just don't hear about it?

Never thought I'd write this sentence, but: Thank you for your contribution, billy corgan, this was very well written.

Wow, someone had to explain the horse joke. This is a sad moment for the AV Club.

It really is very bad :(

He's like a reverse Will McAvoy.

(Cut to Mexican cleaning lady doing unrelated stuff.)

Totally!
It always annoys me when I read comments about how that brunette lady on Walking Dead is out of his league.