Phew, aaand I'm back.
Your hair looks stupid, you virgin!

STOP HUMANIZING YOURSELF. YOU'RE KILLING MY HATE-BUZZ.

It's gauche. I expect this sort of behaviour from an MIT graduate, but a Caltech man should know better.

Psst, pro-tip: If you want to anonymously upvote your own comment to make it look like there are other people out there besides yourself who appreciate your faux self-deprecation, you need to log out first.

"This movie - and I know we say this all the time when we have a guest on the show who wants to promote a movie *pause for audience laughter* - but THIS movie is just… SO good. What's it like to work with a director like Tyler Perry?"

The girl on the right is clearly the Joffrey of this family. The derpy one on the left is a total Sansa. The middle one is all the kids we don't care about.

Pro: Half of them will be dead by the end of the season.
Con: The mouthy little one will never die.

Wow you weren't kidding, the first thing on his page is a bunch of flattering blurbs about himself, like you see on movie posters or book jackets.
To save you all a click:

Speak for yourself, I only watch Nashville for Scarlett!

Virjanitors?