I searched “below average” and got a nice selfie.

Well, the gold Jogger badge ain’t earning itself.

It’s insulting to our troops to imply that something is not about the troops. How could the issue of institutional racism and the unfair policing of people of color not be about the troops? You must be blind to not see that this is clearly all about the troops. Do you not support the troops?

The best part of this anthem issue is how it’s revealed some of the weird ideas Americans have been sold by various interests about patriotism and national symbols.

They virtually always do. Especially over long enough periods (ie. the US market has basically reached its all time high again)

So a few things...

First, with the buddy system, we got to update the theory that the good professor renders the Pokemon you transfer to him down into candy. Since you are effectively scooping Pokemon poop after walking your buddy for a certain distance, what the good professor is really doing is making all those…

Kid Rock just lost all of his black fan.

Grimer and I have some serious walking, or in his case sliding, to do. He seems happy about the journey ahead!

I’m torn between actually getting a Gyrados this way, or having Pikachu walking with me. Usefulness or adorableness. I just can’t decide!

Just pinch inwards like you are zooming out on a map. That’ll stop the animation. You just won’t know what Pokemon you got from the animation.

You're welcome moon pie.

Apparently she thinks letting go of number 1 is tied in with polls

And this, children, is where crossovers come from.

Crafty TDI owner tries to increase buyback value by attaching more cars to their TDI.

I always thought they put the kibosh on it because the things were getting out of hand. You had entire teams lining up in the end zone and doing a dance.

Thanks Nana!

If I were ever an NFL player who scored a touchdown my celebration would be so obscene and tasteless that decades from now when people are trying to explain the reasons why players are fined for dancing in the end zone, they’d point to me and say “that’s why.”

This Ariel Fan Car

I wish the officials would just ignore it. It’d be interesting to see the league be forced into disciplining officials for failing to call a penalty having nothing to do with gameplay.