There’s a white guy from Western Massachusetts in an Aaron Hernandez jersey that’s furious right now.

If you listen closely, you could hear Drew Magary smash furniture from miles away.

Isn’t a Satanic child sacrifice part of the Trump family marriage ritual?

Someone who switches from Clinton to Trump for any reason short of Satanic child sacrifice is secretly a Trump supporter anyway.

There was a particularly dumb take in CBS pre-game, I think it was Cowher, he said that somehow this day, being 9/11, was an inappropriate time to protest during the anthem. Again, furthering the stupid narrative that protesting during the anthem is some slight of first responders or of our military. The same way…

Miami Dolphins players Arian Foster, Jelani Jenkins, Kenny Stills, and Michael Thomas all kneeled

The Seahawks are the Russell Wilsons of protesting.

7-Eleven was a part time job!

Using the word “cuck” should be a hate crime. I hope that word will be eliminated within my wife’s son’s lifetime.

It shouldn’t but this country is full of millions of stupid people, so you never know.

The frightening thing is realizing how a small thing like this has the potential of bringing the alt-right into the White House. It is just a very thin sheen between the forces of normalcy and a careening clown car full of fascists, morons, con men, white supremacists, predatory techbros, and the Russian oligarchy.

No big deal. That looks like me getting into my Uber last night.

If he hollers, let him go, Lewis.

A lot of commenters here seem to think it’s perfectly reasonable for Nissan guy to have risked killing motorcycle guy, in retaliation for property damage. It’s an understandable, heat-of-the-moment response, but it’s really not reasonable.

There’s a sub-group of Jalopnik that believes the law is ‘Yield to those behind you.’ They most vocally apply it when illegally speeding in the left lane of highways, but I expect they rage against any vehicle that interrupts their progress. This is especially true in parking lots, where someone backing out blind from…

Akransas + Slimy Green Veggie = Okransas

The only reason traffic sucks is because someone is making it suck.

*who’s

Which really just means that senior management is the half to fire.

I’ve experienced the opposite: Was too good at my job, got promoted to a manager and was told to stop doing the thing I was good at and become a baby sitter for people who sucked at the thing I had been very good at. I hated it, but stuck around because $$$$$$.