...something to do while pooping at work.

And someone threw two more dildos behind that desk. Unbelievable.

I was going to go with “4th and dong.”

It was flagged for leading with the helmet.

The type of school that would do the same when a team had black players back in the day...

Meanwhile...back at Niantic’s Pokemon Placement Service, someone is slowly dragging their finger over a map of Japan with the same joy of someone using a laser pointer to fuck with a cat

I think it was meant to be implied.

She gets a standing ovation

High enough fevers also tack on hallucinations to the rest of the shit you deal with. I had a nasty case of the flu last year and a 104 fever. I hallucinated that my dog was trying to kill me and locked him out of my room and blocked the door. He was sad, I was sad, and my wife thought it was hilarious.

Than I shall donate a finski to her cause. That oughta pique her interest...

She’d be deemed correct.

The implication is that doing anything on your phone while driving is idiotic, not just Pokemon GO.

People have been using their phone in their car before Pokémon GO was around...

Is this an example of what you mean:

someone should set up a safe space for the miami police to protect their feelings from the big mean politically incorrect miami dolphins players.

This is why people have a problem with the cops. The exceptionalism.

Not even close.

I see where you’re going with that persona, but my impression of the probable owner/driver is dramatically different.

White dude, young- maybe 19, probably named Jeff or something, whose dad is the somewhat wealthy owner of a contracting company in a shitty suburb of of the DFW area (you can pick one that you want.)

Jef…

I don’t know, a Torch Cultist would be fun.

so requirement for internship is to park like an a-hole.