The end of “Formation” always makes me laugh: “Always stay gracious, get revenge with your paper.”

Ray Lewis saw no prison time for his role in a double murder (which he probably didn’t commit, but certainly aided and abetted) and has an issue with NFL players protesting cops who murder and don’t go to prison. Gotta hand it to the guy: at least he’s consistent.

Pretty J.V move if you ask me.

“I’m all for freedom of speech, but these black guys are speaking in a way that makes me feel bad and guilty, and I don’t like feeling like that. Easiest solution is to shame them for speaking out.”

I would still rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona.

Lets remember A Guay O

Well the people outing them are just practicing their free speech rights too.

“Why were you fired from your last job?”

It can be argued that he was never even the best player on his championship teams. He definitely wasn’t during the 3peat.

Oh my god. The Nats’ chances of advancing in the post-season were dead the whole time!

“Yes.”

Can you imagine if this was BLM or Standing Rock literally pushing and trying to physically fight riot cops?

I feel like the lede here should be “Conor Oberst was falsely accused of rape, and OH HEY uses the opportunity when asked about it to be publicly compassionate toward women who’ve been assaulted.”

Imagine being so fragile that you think the STATUE OF LIBERTY is somehow a liberal conspiracy.

An attack/disquisition about immigration would be my guess.

You’ll notice the red (dress), white (skin), and blue (background) that signifies the French flag. France the country that gave us the baguette. Baguettes that get stale after a few hours. Hours, not theirs. They’re trying to steal our country.

but it’s so much easier to shit on someone!

“Skyyyyy Brockets in flight... 4-12 delight...”

You can’t teach height!