erictheauror
One Sorry Polontologist
erictheauror

This feels like a win-win.

I think I’ve figured out the code: If you give a guy a boner, you’re “curvy.” If you don’t, you’re “fat.”

My dad’s 70 something, he walks with a cane and probably needs back surgery, he sure as hell isn’t playing golf or climbing mountains. My mom’s not 70 yet and she’s had both knees replaced and has arthritis so bad some days she can’t drive.

DHARMA AND GREG - retitled as Dammit and Regret

WHY YOUR TEAM SUCKS: Miami Dolphins

He will be starting somewhere by Week 8. My bet is on the Bears, Vikings, or Jets. The first two have fan bases that would be a little more...tolerable, and the Jets are such a bright, burning tire fire, they might not have a choice. I could slide see Arizona having to bite the bullet after the inevitable injury to

But I still live in a society in which this is now established case law. So you’re welcome to be flippant, but you’re avoiding the fundamental question.

I love La Croix but OMG YES TRADER JOES SPARKLEY WATER

Who cares what Jordan says. Did anyone get the opinion of the unquestionably greatest player of the last 40 years, Mr. Robert Horry?

Oh, so I post something about how I’m so racist I’d be willing to kill a baby and suddenly I’m the bad guy? Damn libruls ruining the country.

How often does a Charger get into the HoF? The whole damn team should be able to go. One less day of practice isn’t going to ruin the season. Unreal.

Seriously, I advocate against killing and paid some guy a couple of hundred dollars to “relocate” 6 or 7 skunks, moving them from under my cabin to somewhere out in the nearby forest. But I would kill a pack of poisonous snakes that had taken up residence under the house, just like this brave old lady. Aren’t

are you pontificating from Park Slope or some shit

Things are shaping up perfectly for a Dodgers-Yankees World Series, a ratings bonanza for Fox executives. This all but locks in a Rockies-Indians series.

Hahaha. I would believe that if it was a picture where the babies were the main focus, and not her and her shrine.

+1 dead father

Jordan would have let it slide to make sure the team covered.

You must not have been watching 1986-2013.

You must not have been watching in 2015 or 2015.