And Absolut still taste better than Grey Goose.

The fact that he was falsely accused of a crime is just further proof that Whitehead isn’t Cowboys material.

The NE Patriots sign him in 3...2...1...

Chavez “allowed two doubles, walked four...”

Man he picked a bad year. Texans are going to look at their QB situation and be like ‘do we even really need an offensive line?’

“Sometimes you just have to beat an ass.”

I have a 1 month old, and I can’t even imagine how horrible this must be for the parents, but I also truly believe that as terrible as it would be, I wouldn’t want to put my baby through that extra pain for a treatment that only has a 10% chance of working. Sometimes being a pragmatist is actually merciful

“Excuse me, these seats are too hard. Would you mind showing us to some more Kampf-ortable seating?”

My favorite part about this whole meltdown is, if all the dominoes seem to fall where they seem to be falling, that JR Smith could be the focal point of this franchise in less than one calendar year.

*receives pink slips*

also true in Atlanta, but sub a wing place for the Little Ceasar’s.

This is possibly the greatest idea I have seen on this website. I always worry that I left a door unlocked or left the garage door open when I KNOW that I didn’t but that doesn’t stop me from worrying. I am definitely going to use this.

Offish topic: Erma Bombeck was awesome. The moms of the kids I babysat always had her smarty/snarky columns/quotes cut out and stuck to the fridge. “Seize the moment. Remember all those women on ‘Titanic’ who waved off the dessert cart” and “House work is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop offs at tedium…

im going to start an americanized chinese food chain called #StayWok

Closeted gay? Where are you getting that from? This is a rumor I haven’t heard.

Big deal. There wasn’t even a wrecked Volkswagen in his way.

Seems like a perfectly reasonable excuse to me

So, it is currently an unknown variable.

Frantz, a sophomore for the Wildcats, joined Arizona freshman My-King Johnson as just second active player, and third overall (Michael Sam)