Pigs be lying. Don’t trust shit.

Everyone has a similar story about taking edibles and not waiting long enough for them to kick in. I have a few of them, one from as recently as last weekend, because I am a moron who does not learn from past mistakes.

As a recovered alcoholic I can say please get medical help if you stop drinking. I had to be hospitalized three days before going to rehab to prevent this. Don’t be ashamed, and don’t think you can automatically do it on your own.

He’s on for 2 years at 150K/week. He had 18 months at 230K/week left on his United deal. I wish I had the financial flexibility to surrender 80K/week in wages.

Found one! 166 to go.

Those neighbors are awfully righteous for people whose fences are made out of dildos.

Three straight articles about regular-season baseball. Fuck July.

Utah: Imagine Buffalo...now take away most of the alcohol.

“Could you imagine the outrage if there was a male only festival? During White History Month!”

Hayward Prefers ‘Tics Over ‘Eat, ‘Azz

Wait, they can’t just sign another release?

Gamechanger: He’s retiring.

The uber rich, police commissioners, journalists...this shit sounds like a party at Wayne Manor. How come the Joker never crashes these types of events IRL?

Yet more evidence that David Ferrara is NOT an elite convict.

LeBron’s value is probably equal to the value of one whole NBA franchise.

Deadspin: “Unions are awesome! Unless of course members have to live by the consequences of their collective bargaining...”

Fucking 3-d chess right here.

Lebron is really the MVP every year.