Not that impressive. This kid’s not deaf, dumb, or blind.

I feel bad for the 2 batters Guthrie got out. Embarrassing.

Oh good. The States has never had issues removing crazy power mad leaders in the middle east through force before. This will be fun to learn this lesson for the first time.

That’s great for Russell Westbrook but Mike Trout is still the superior hitter by nearly every advanced metric

I don’t know why people insist that Lemonade = Beyonce’s Reality Show Movie. I’ve been saying (and getting plenty of backlash about it) that it’s a concept album. It’s a very heavily produced concept album. Beyonce has had a team of writers / producers work on every song for a long long time. If you wikipedia her…

While I’m 100% behind this (you could sub out “Tony Romo” with “a tape loop of garbled subway announcements” and I would be 100% behind this), isn’t replacing your top guy with a total amateur, as opposed to one of the multiple qualified and experienced commentators you already employ, a bit of a concession that this…

weird Scrantonicity

It’s the lack of sparkles that make it serious. Come on, Albert, stay with me.

hit two late homers

Charges dismissed under the time-honored legal principle of “Don’t start none, won’t be none.”

Do you really want to have to go to work in January?

I really think that’s a nanny. I feel like a mom wouldn’t have been so frantic about it. But I’m just guessing.

Dempster seems like a nice guy, but this is why nobody cares about the WBC.

Our bodies’ chemistry has a complex buffer system in place to hold its pH where it needs to be. Drinking slightly more basic water means nothing when it’s just going into your stomach where you have strong acid.

I don’t know who that is but I appreciate the joke structure.

I like the part where Brown walked back to the bench and didn’t even look at Curry. And also the part where the Warriors lost.

As much as it sucks that Marco Reus is out for at least a month, the fact that it means Christian is gettig more playing time makes it a bit more bearable

No douche. Repping team gear (that just happpens to make you look homeless) when you know the media is trying to figure out your job status is hilarious.

Wow, Disney really stagnated between 1940 and 1981 compared to earlier periods. The difference between Mickey Mouse in 1928 and Fantasia in 1940 is huge compared to Fantasia and whatever that 1981 movie was.