“Listen, either you play my music, or we’re playing nothing at all!” - James Dolan.

Whatever, I still live for the hot takes from the Ohio State Lantern: this just in—Michigan sucks.

Five pounds of water? It’s Leonard “Shamwow” Fournette, everybody!

This is why I’ve never dated a Khardashian

Waiting to see how many people take this seriously...

I think you’ve got to rebuild. This year is obviously lost, so you’ve got to think about 2018. Curry isn’t fitting in with Durant. Might I suggest a straight up Curry for Carmelo Anthony trade in the offseason?

How long is the Healing Process™ for an injury like that?

You joke, but when I was in France I was very confused by how many people, upon finding out I was from Nebraska, were either like “Oh, it’s very cold there, isn’t it!” or “Oh, that’s close to Canada!”. The former is true only in winter and the latter is objectively not true, particularly by European standards. …

Because they’re the federal bureau of investigation, not the bureau of ‘Yep, sure looks like it’.

Well-written article. We live in a world where everyone is either Jesus or Hitler, with seemingly no one in between. Most people leave complicated, even contradictory, legacies. And you captured that.

“Jusuf Nurkic” is the name Nikola Jokic uses at hotels when he wants privacy.

Kyrie is the perfect example of a guy who can’t win as the the main guy but is perfect with someone like Lebron. He’s not enough of a distributor at his size to carry a team, but with Lebron, he becomes a devastating weapon because he can just focus on the one or two things he’s amazing at.

You expect me to believe that a man who would punch a woman would also make a gay slur?

I’ve been watching him closely this season, and Lebron is a really good athlete, imo.

please let it be Lance please let it be Lance please let it be Lance please let it be Lance please let it be Lance please let it be Lance please let it be Lance please let it be Lance please let it be Lance

Meh. I’m usually not a fan, but I kind of dig this. Standing up for the young dudes. I thought Wade’s comments were much, much worse than this, and I’m glad he got called out for it. Dude barely ever plays defense anymore, and doesnt seem to be making much of an effort to be a mentor, and then blasts all of his…

Funny. I actually imagine an opposite scenario, in which everything falls apart and the Celtics regret acquiring Boogie.

It was so great. I also loved the part where he talked about his parents. His mom and dad are the best part of his show

Google Translate says Kyrgios is Greek for Zlatan