Try a larger dose.

You spent a lot of time crafting that one. I can tell.

Oy I will be seeing this movie the same way as Man of Steel: avoiding it like the plague until it comes out on DVD, and my friend who obsessed with Henry Cavil makes me watch it. I just can’t with DC/WB unless it is on TV. Also I don’t need a new Flash so that’s pissing me off and the movies made Deadshot and Harley…

oh god it has everything

One of my favorite parodies of it.

WW has a golden lariat, and has since her inception. it forces people ensnared to tell the truth!

NBC has a multicolored logo? How sad that all of you noticed that. I wouldn’t know, of course, since I don’t see color. <preens>

Stair has since deleted his Facebook account, but I will bet you exactly one queer-as-fuck three dollar bill that he’s going to tell people he was driven off Facebook by intolerant gays who wouldn’t respect his views or right to free speech.

he’s shown to be hotheaded, entitled, unwilling to look beyond his own sense of righteousness

YAAAAS. Honestly, this just feels like more Mitchell backstory we never got.

He may be a dwarf to Hobbit fans, but for me, he will always be the OG Being Human vampire, Mitchell.

If people with my attitude were in charge, we wouldn’t need SpaceX in the first place, because NASA would be getting all the funding it needs.

Damn girl, no need to be a frigid bag of bitch tits, I’m just trying to loosen you up. Here, have a sip.

Lust Vodka, the official drink of PUAs. Surprised they didn’t work negging into their marketing.

I’d be willing to bet that it’s chances were slim.

The fact that you shouldn’t get quickie married in Vegas now shouldn’t stop you. Fucking go for it. Get married at a drive through, buy a couple gender-preference hookers, and blow some coke rails off their buttocks. Fuck it. It’s party time.

Woot!

At the risk of playing Slippery Slope Roulette, what might Apple ban next?

Seems weird unless you know that this happened.

Just you. It was a lighthearted cartoon. It didn’t need to be more.