Seriously, this is why God invented cheap vodka.

Smoking in public. Disgusting. Save that shit for home.

Shamegate. Film at 11.

You are so very, very right.

A couple of months ago, I picked up a 2013 loaded red 500C with 150 miles from a local used-car dealer. Essentially new, but couldn't be sold as such due to having been in a very minor fender-denter while being driven between dealers. Cabrio, 17" wheels, cruise, fancier stereo with Sirius, heated seats, $19K. I'm…

De Havilland Comet. 'Nuff said.

You pay one fare. To get on. You don't have to pay to get off, which is just crazy. And, two words: express trains.

No Swans? Seriously?