“Once born I shall absorb his lifeforce and live forever!”

gentrification is forcing these poor skeletons out now that burial chambers are hip

He’s a black belt in Hulk Smash.

Unless you’re talking about Insane Clown Posse, who I can’t help suspecting are minority shareholders in National Beverage through some deranged clown shell corporations.

Oh, so he does know how the rest of us felt when we saw his Joker for the first time.

Yeah how a gauge a Joker performance is the Joker Fish, where I ask myself “Could I see this Joker barging into a patent office demanding they patent office and force them to patent his Joker Fish?”

I get the same sensation every time I listen to 30 Seconds To Mars.

Producer Charles Roven explained that one of the differences between this Joker and others is this one is “More social...a very successful and smart businessman besides being a sociopath.”

The joker is a social, successful businessman? That seems contrary to every aspect of the Joker.

“But at the same time it was very painful, like giving birth out of my prick hole.”

Remember when the Joker used to be funny & clever and not just psycho? Good times.

I like* that Joker decided he needed to tattoo his own name across his stomach. You know, in case he forgets it.

And ‘being a woman’ doesn’t count as a reason.

Okay I’ll bite.

Titan Souls?

it’s actually racist to notice that Chinese people don’t queue well.