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I don’t know. How do Australians deal with it?

Animal skin wingsuit and stone-throwing catapult!

Baseball is boring as fuck. I don’t know what you mean by “inability to connect to the world around them”, but I have a feeling you also yell things like “get off my lawn!”

My dad loves baseball and kept trying to get me to like it. I am thankful for no Internet when I brought a book to a Mets game and also gave dirty looks to cheering children.

See? THAT is how you respond to an Internet shaming.

As a former pill addict and from a family of alcoholics just shut up. We shouldn’t pander to your inability to control yourself.

Why don’t you just chill out? Maybe have a drink.

Remember, reviews—at Kotaku or otherwise—are written by a single person, not the website as a whole. I was enjoying Mad Max for the few hours that I played, too! We all have our own opinions about games. Plus, the site is not only what we’re interested but what our readers are interested in—it’s meant to reflect the

Glad I read the comments. It’s always a little puzzling when this small, pivotal bit of info is left out of articles.

It’s on Steam, with versions for Windows, Mac and Linux. I believe console versions are in the works.

Oh god you’re totally right!

Me reading this article: *please don’t be an American couple. Please don’t be an American couple.*

“What’s homo milk? Is this milk from GAY COWS?!” he demands, utterly* seriously, even angrily.

I have it on very good authority from Strawberry Shortcake that Blueberry Muffin’s vagina* does, in fact, taste like blueberry.

The price of this edition has been raised by 5600%, sorry guys

So....the Campaign’s worth 10 dollars?

I don’t get this. Why would you ask for your money back from the theater? They didn’t make the movie and they certainly didn’t make you pay to watch it. If anything, ask for your money back from the studio. The theater did their job of providing you access to the movie. If their delivery was flawed (bad sound, picture

"Why don't you come over later and, i'll uh, eat your pussy" (said causally)