Maybe it's because I went to Disney so often as a kid (grew up in Fl), but the long lines don't bother me. I always get to the airport 2 hrs ahead of time so I can go through security in peace and have time to buy some water since the g-d terrorists made it so we can't bring out own water.

story sounds interesting - the amazon link is broken, though.

Once everyone has Google Glasses - do we stop getting drunk or does no one care because everyone has been recorded being an ass? Is the new digital divide between those technically savvy (or rich enough) to remove the bad stuff?

I'll just file this article as "today's installment of how tough women have it - be thankful you were born with a wang (and aren't a crossdresser)"

A star for using the word pendulous! There aren't enough vocab words being used on the net. And I'm not saying this sarcastically - as a word nerd, I love stuff like this.

Your dad probably spend a crap-ton on you to raise you so a website is the least you could do. q;o)

Haha, I was going to say the exact same thing. With the Hackerspace over on Lifehacker I was like - OK I'm writing content for free? If I had the time, I'd consider it, but since I'm just barely writing enough for my websites where I make money on ads and referer programs, I can't afford to do a freebie.…

these are all the same reasons as me! When I'm at work I have a computer. When I'm at home I have a computer, a laptop, and a tablet. Smartphones can be nice when you're out, but I find they're more important in NYC than here in the 'burbs of Maryland. Because I think a walking city provides more reasons to just do…

yeah, it's a jukebox, not a dropbox replacement

I wonder why the other kids don't get to vote. Interesting....

This is what happens when women do a substandard job of protecting their men from pies. She should have found that dude in the crowd before he even threw it! q;o)

Never quite understood these reasons. It seems to imply that everyone is latently gay and only getting hetero married because there isn't gay marriage allowed. I don't know, but if gay marriage was allowed everywhere it wouldn't suddenly make me hot for dudes.

This was a large part of my childhood and the only reason people think it's anything new is the new stupid term "staycation"

Reason why no one takes this seriously: your #1 (treat it like a real vacation): the stupid, effin name "staycation" is the dumbest thing I've ever heard of. We always did these things, but now it has to have a stupid name so people don't feel bad that they aren't traveling? OMG!

depends on your boss noticing. Some are clueless to these signals other are hyper-sensitive to it.

I've got that last one - a sub-2-year-old. That's the biggest reason.

cue Gawker's headlines: Famous so-and-so Myrmaid, who is apparently about to have her period

don't worry about changing usernames. Anyone who WANTS to can easily piece it together.

reminds me of an old joke about Lorena Bobbit throwing the penis out the window into a field. The comedian who was telling the joke narrates as if she's discovered a field in which there are a bunch of penises growing there

I know this article was written all sarcastically in order to point out how much trolls can be trolls and many of us don't know it because our blogs get maybe 4 regular readers, but I think you missed a great opportunity.