You should learn to read.

“learned of the videos”

He exploited loopholes in the Laws of Nature. Technically, they tortured themselves.

Adam Gase’s beard is the male coach’s equivalent of the Elizabeth Holmes voice, right? 

Now starting at Left Tackle...Pierre Delecto.

HEY KIDS, WANNA WATCH US LOOK AT BASEBALL CARDS?

WHY ARE “RECENT VIDEOS FROM DEADSPIN” AUTO-PLAYING. MAKE IT STOP. I AM SO FUCKING DONE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST QUIT RUINING DEADSPIN.

I guarantee that they had a brief conversation where they deemed it would be too obvious to call from his own phone... then they proceeded to call from his friend’s Adderall dust covered iPhone 8.

In general, I’m not in favor of make up calls because most applications of them will leave the ump’s fingerprint on the game, even if just subtly.

A rich Arkansan.

I don’t think so, Jerry just loves an ass-kisser and Jason Garret is the ass-kissingest ass-kisser who ever kissed an ass.

In Stark’s tweet, what’s a whiff if it’s not a swing and a miss?

Not only that, Facebook is publicly traded which I’m pretty sure means that Zuck et al. are bound by a fiduciary responsibility to respond to that sort of threat.

File to “PAINFULLY OBVIOUS” 

This is it? I was expecting some details of what tactic they might use, but do we really need a story about how Facebook would legally challenge any break up? Of course they would, and so would you if the government threatened your billion dollar business. Anyone that says otherwise is a liar, or defeatist.

I think you meant Kenny Rogers’s perfect game.  Nolan retired a year before The Ballpark opened.

Also it was Kenny Rodger’s perfect game.

Kenny Rogers threw the perfect game. Nolan Ryan did not pitch at the Ballpark.

I was wondering what the fetid, stale smell was…

Wow, it’s almost like the advertising part of the company is different than the editorial part! Crazy.