You should learn to read.

“learned of the videos”

He exploited loopholes in the Laws of Nature. Technically, they tortured themselves.

Adam Gase’s beard is the male coach’s equivalent of the Elizabeth Holmes voice, right? 

Now starting at Left Tackle...Pierre Delecto.

HEY KIDS, WANNA WATCH US LOOK AT BASEBALL CARDS?

WHY ARE “RECENT VIDEOS FROM DEADSPIN” AUTO-PLAYING. MAKE IT STOP. I AM SO FUCKING DONE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST QUIT RUINING DEADSPIN.

I guarantee that they had a brief conversation where they deemed it would be too obvious to call from his own phone... then they proceeded to call from his friend’s Adderall dust covered iPhone 8.

In general, I’m not in favor of make up calls because most applications of them will leave the ump’s fingerprint on the game, even if just subtly.

A rich Arkansan.

I don’t think so, Jerry just loves an ass-kisser and Jason Garret is the ass-kissingest ass-kisser who ever kissed an ass.

In Stark’s tweet, what’s a whiff if it’s not a swing and a miss?

I think you meant Kenny Rogers’s perfect game.  Nolan retired a year before The Ballpark opened.

Also it was Kenny Rodger’s perfect game.

Kenny Rogers threw the perfect game. Nolan Ryan did not pitch at the Ballpark.

I was wondering what the fetid, stale smell was…

Wait, why are we acting like any of this is a mystery? Why are reporters pretend-wondering why they signed AB and then cut him? They signed him because at the time the potential reward outweighed the potential risk. They cut him because the potential risk quickly grew to outweigh the potential reward. That’s it. 

It’s kind of unfair to blame Brady for following Belichick’s lead here.

Sigh. Here goes nothing: Omar makes valid points. I’m not saying this woman is lying. I’m not saying that AB is innocent. I know I’ll get called a men’s rights activist or a troll or whatever but this notion of dragging people through the mud based solely on accusations is crazy. It doesn’t mean your insensitive to…

I was really torn as I was following the game. For me, there’s something really likable about Dak Prescott and I’m glad to see him flourish under the new system. Also the team looked pretty exciting and it will be really fun to see where they go from here.