Wow! Great post! iPhone 11 didn’t include:
Pointless charging gimmick
Pencil with nowhere to put it?
New cellular technology that nobody is clamoring for and .02% of the population has access to.
That one thing that apple said they’d never have on phones (is 256GB not enough??)
Ports removed generations ago
Hard hitting…

That game last night is the reason we watch football.

A good O-line makes everything better. Elliot is good, but what could the Cowboys have done with that money and a running back taken in the third or fourth round of the draft?

“But he’s done nothing in his young career but show he’s worth building an offense around”

NO 2HIT

Except every extra dollar they pay Gordon is a dollar less to spend elsewhere. And there is no guarantee as to how long he will remain healthy. The team is playing their strongest hand. I dont have a problem with Gordon holding out but he just doesn't have much leverage at this point. 

He’s an adult who refers to himself as billy. Probably not the brightest bulb. 

It’s almost like the Not-Cowboys are a trash organization run by fools.

Hey you ignorant dipshit fuck face, learn the difference between stimulants (cocaine) and opioids (pk’s).

We will not rest until we learn the truth about how Tyler came into possession of these narcotics

It’s supposed to be baking powder, not soda. I very nearly did the same damn thing.

Burneko has banned me literally over a dozen times, and I am never outright disrespectful in any way whatsoever. The worst I ever did was said “you’re a moron” in the context of a much larger response that thoroughly and thoughtfully debunked his point.

One of those kids is probably his.

Define a lot.

As much as I am in tune with the political leanings of the GMG sites, the Kinja commenting system is pathetic.

The soccer comments are dickish because Billy has been told the same complaints about his writing over and over and over for years - enough with the ridiculous paragraph-long run-on sentences, the use of fourteen paragraphs to make an incredibly banal point that could have been made in two sentences, the constant…

Rob Gronkowski says he couldn’t sleep for weeks after a fairly routine hit in the Super Bowl

Perfect, and he already owns property there.

“Architecture really seems like the only choice “ George Costanza 

“HOW IN THE FUCK AM I NOT SUPPOSED TO SMOKE WEED AROUND HERE?!”